pyrexvisean:

aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets 

cokeflow:

I’ve gained 6 followers in seven minutes and lost 3 in two minutes if train A is leaving from Portland Oregan going 120 mph and Train B is leaving 30 minutes later going 165 mph why did my father leave me

apatheticghost:

what i learned from school

1. im a fucking piece of shit
2. everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
3. mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

whassupslut:

koala-infestation:

Good lord, all of us on tumblr should just date eachother

11 million omg

Let’s bring out the calculator

Wait…

omg